Friday, March 21, 2014

My dating statistics

1 in 3 of the guys you date will accidentally send the "for your eyes only" sexy boxer briefs photo of himself as a group text. 
1 in 4 of the girls who receive the text will be you. 
2 in 4 of the girls will already know each other. 
One of them will be you.  
60 percent of you will not be able to stop laughing for 10 minutes.
38 percent of you will feel extremely violated.  
2 percent of you will not be able to help but think he's still pretty sexy in those little briefs. 
3 other people on the text thread will be three too many other people for you to continue dating him. 
1 in 4 of the group-text recipients will break up with him. 
And it will 100 percent be you.