Monday, June 3, 2013

My grandma, the human soundbite

"America. There's no place like it. Greatest country on Earth." 

"Did you hear what that Biber...Bieber...what's his name? Jason? What he did? He took a monkey with him." 

"Was he black?"

"Look it up on your radio." -pointing to my iPhone

"You've seen that commercial on the TV. The old people are dancing and doing the computer. I don't need to be with those old people, they're too old."

"Oh that sounds like a good movie. I'll wait till that comes out on video." -referring to The Sixth Sense

"I don't want to see that Gatsby. That's with that Leonardo."

"They were probably Jews."

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