"Did you hear what that Biber...Bieber...what's his name? Jason? What he did? He took a monkey with him."
"Was he black?"
"Look it up on your radio." -pointing to my iPhone
"You've seen that commercial on the TV. The old people are dancing and doing the computer. I don't need to be with those old people, they're too old."
"Oh that sounds like a good movie. I'll wait till that comes out on video." -referring to The Sixth Sense
"I don't want to see that Gatsby. That's with that Leonardo."
"They were probably Jews."